Unformed Trailer and Impressions

“…set in a fantasy world inspired by Chinese folklore and Lovecraft’s stories.” If nothing else, that alone makes me want to see how this game comes out. Lovecraft’s brand of cosmic horror is something i’ve been fascinated with for a while now. And to that my near total lack of knowledge of non-western mythology, and you have a combination that captures my interest. Personally, i’m really enjoying the look of the game. The art directions, creature design and color palette gives the game a really interesting look, and i’m totally into it.

 

Unfortunately there isn’t a lot here to talk about. But there is a playable demo on the games homepage, and if you like what you see there, the game also has a kickstarter, which at the time of this writing is only about a 10th of the way to it goal. Sadly i’ve got way too much to do and cant justify spending time on a demo to give you my thoughts on it, but if any of you give it a spin, feel free to leave your thoughts on it in the comments, i’d love to hear what you have to say.

Spartan Fist Trailer and Impressions

Every now and again, a game comes along and reminds you of one really important fact: video games are dumb sometimes, and that’s okay. Honestly, when was the last time a game let you punch someone into pieces? When was the last time a game juxtaposed extreme gore with an endearing art style….that wasn’t trying to traumatize  players with a gut punch of an ending (looking at you Hotline Miami)? I do kind of wish the trailer showed us a bit more of what too actually expect from the game, but as an introduction it works well enough.

Fez is releasing on Mobile

Five years after it was released, Fez is coming to Mobile devises sometime this year. This is pretty surprising given how Phill Fish….less than gracefully left the gaming scene, to put it nicely. With this and the fact that he released a patch for the game around this time last year as well, maybe we’re seeing his reemergence, maybe enough time as past and Fish has been able to calm down. I hope so, becuase i really enjoyed Fez and the idea that we wont get another game form it’s creator, whatever you think of him, is kind of a shame to me. Or maybe he’s late on a car payment and is doing this for the cash, i don’t know, but i choose to be an optimist.

Planescape Torment Enhanced Edition Trailer and Impressions

It sure is nice to see games that deserve releases getting them instead of games from the last few years. If we were still living in the same gaming climate we were at the start of this generation you know we’d be looking at something like a “Bloodborne Enhanced Edition” or some shit instead. And this is one i’m really happy to see.

Planescape Torment is one of those games that people seem to have nothing bad to say about it, but one I’ve never played. Originally releasing in 1999, it was just before my time in that i didn’t take up computer gaming until relatively recently. But, I’ve always hoped I would get the chance to experience it at some point. Hopefully in the future we see more re-releases for games that deserve to be played; games that have informed the coarse of gaming history. Even if they’re games i don’t get the appeal of (like starcraft) I’m okay with more of gaming history becoming more readily available and accessible.

Starcraft Remastered Trailer and Impressions

I’ve never really understood Starcraft. To be more accurate i’ve never gotten the whole RTS genre. That’s not really a good thing when you’re trying to make a name for yourself writing about video games. But yeah, i’ve always been one of those people who would rather shoot the bad guy rather than tell someone to do it. Because of that my feeling about this remaster are rather mixed. On one hand, yeah, this might give me an excuse to start digging into a genre i know little about with an updated version of one of it’s most notable franchises. On the other hand, nothing about this really makes me want to play it. I’m sorry to, like….the entirety of South Korea and the esports community, the only two places where i know Starcraft matters, but holy hell this just looks so god damn boring. Honestly, if you can explain the appeal of Starcraft to me then you’re probably more qualified to talk about games that i am i would appreciate it greatly.

What The Fuck Sony: Everything Trailer and Impressions

A few months ago Sony shocked the world by promoting “Life of Black Tiger” and “Skylight Freerange 2” on the official PlayStation YouTube as well as access to the PlayStation  store. These were not just bad games, these were “never to be finished steam early access” bad. I don’t know why Sony gave these games the attention they did, but the only reasonable assumption i can make is that the creators had some dirt on Sony CEO Kaz Hirai that he was desperate not to let get out. If so, those two must have let something slip becuase here we are again, asking “what the fuck sony” as an unbelievably bad trailer for an even worse looking game gets featured.

To Everything’s credit, it is more ambitious than those other two crimes against nature. The ability to zoom from the molecular level to a galactic one is, admittedly, an interesting concept. On top of that, the idea that it all matters, that a grander or more complex scope isn’t inherently more important, that’s something i can get behind. But then the gameplay starts and all i can say is “what the fuck sony?”

Did all the games budget go into that pompous voice over? Did the dev team thing ambition meant they didn’t need to do some basic fucking animation? I mean….the animals just fucking role around. I got more fluid movement out of little wooden animal figurines as a child than these guys got with modern technology.

And the trailer just….keeps….going. This motherfucker is over 10 minuets long. 10 minuets of pseudointellectual rambling and awkward gameplay.

I can really only see two good reasons as to why this trailer even exists: the game is not ready to be shown but something had to get pushed out, or the PR team fundamentally does not know how to properly market it. Then there is the potability that this is exactly what the game is like, this is exactly how the team behind it wanted you to first experiences it and whoever runs the PlayStation YouTube took a big hit of “everything” and said “yup, that looks like a quality product we want to promote.”

 

Huntdown Trailer and Impressions

My knowledge of shoot-em-ups pretty much begins and ends with the original Contra. I’ve never made a point of avoiding the genre i just never had much of an excuse to get into it. I started my gaming life well after side scrolling was the norm and have found few games, retro or otherwise, to be available to me. But you know what i do know pretty well? Something i do have an affinity for that this game capitalists on? The 1979 film The Warriors and Cyberpunk. Mash those two things up and you get Huntdown. And this works just as well as that idea seems. Each gang has a clear identity that could make for interesting shake-ups the the formula, and…while i hate the idea that the game might endorse police overeach the way poorly thought out cyberpunk can….i do kind of want to take the giant rocket wielding police robot out for a spin. I mean, if that’s not this games version of the tank from Metal Slug, then what’s even the point?