The Surge Review

By William Shelton
Release Date
Systems: PS4 (Reviewed), Xbox One, PC
Developer: Deck13 Interactive
Publisher: Focus Home Interactive
Rating: M
Obtained By: Review Code was Provided

If nothing else, The Surge provides the single best case study as to why gaming needs a stronger AA market. The game does a lot that I like and there’s a lot I want to applaud it for. But in the end there’s an overall lack of polish that makes actually recommending the game challenging. In a year that saw the similar but superior Nioh, I can’t recommend The Surge at it’s $60 price point. But I do think it’s worth a look.
If you couldn’t tell by the Nioh comparison, The Surge is a Soulslike action-RPG, which tells you about three quarters of what you need to know. Slow, weighty, animation driven combat; Metroidvainia style levels that incentives exploration and finding short cuts, you lose EXP/currency upon death, exc, exc. What you probably won’t be expecting is that this game has probably the best opening out of all the Soulslike games to have been released. And why would you: Deck 13’s last game, Lords of the Fallen, opened with a boring cinematic with no real bearing on the plot. The Surge’s opening, however, actually takes it’s cues from Half-Life. You sit patiently on a train as a video gives you an exposition dump. I know that doesn’t sound very exciting, but I felt the moment was close to perfection. The scene makes a pretty authentic case for the company the player character is about to work for, and there is an air of optimism that you know is going to soon be lost, and it’s all the more saddening because of this.

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I have to say, I wasn’t expecting The Surge to come out advocating for Communism

Once you get control of the character, you find they are wheelchair bound. While I’m sure the game will receive some criticism for how it ignores this after the games intro, I feel the reveal itself was expertly crafted. From there you go to getting the Elysium style exo-suit that will allow you to progress through the game and…here I’m kind of conflicted. The character is told an anesthetic will be provided for the surgery, but there isn’t, and you watch as all the pieces are bolted on, blood spraying every were while the character screams in torment. One one hand, this tonal whiplash serves the game well, establishing the right mood for the rest of the game. On the other, I really hate it when science fiction plays on this kind of technophobia. The dev team thought up a technology that can give a man the ability to walk again, then frames it as this horrifying thing that shouldn’t be touched. I’m sure most of this was to get players ready for the game to come, but with how much effort went into the rest of this scene, it sucks they stumbled here.
I’ll also admit this section could have been stretched out for a bit longer too. What’s here does manage to be really effective, but not having the players interact with any other living people before everything goes to shit wasn’t the best call. If the game had taken the time to establish some relationships with the NPC’s players found along the way, I think it would have been much more effective as a whole. If the game wants to have the story so front and center (even going so far as to have dialogue choices), then giving us some info about who these people are and why we should care about them is kind of important.
While everything interesting about the games story might have petered out after the opening moments, the gameplay managed to mostly hold my attention throughout. The games biggest success is it’s dismemberment mechanic. Unlike in other Soulslike games, you can’t just wait for armor or weapons to drop. Instead, you have to fight an enemy with the armor piece you’re looking to obtain, then weaken that body part in combat before being allowed to dismember the opponent in order to grab the schematics. Once you have those, you can build new armor pieces in the Medbay, the games safe zones. This took some getting use too, as you have to lock on to an enemy, then manually target which part of the body you want to attack, but I soon found my self really enjoying how it all worked. It added a tactical edge to combat, as you could only get one new peace of armor from an enemy at a time, and there’s no knowing if the next time they will have the same load out. On top of that, you can attack unarmored body parts for extra damage. While I think there is something to be said about the depth Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Nioh get out of a relatively simple combat system, I can’t say I disliked the added complexity The Surge added to it’s one on one fights.

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If you don’t say “Just a Flesh Wound” after dismembering an adversary, we can’t be friends.

But once the game adds in another combatant things start to go down hill, and The Surge loves ambushing the player. Because of all the extra work involved in locking on to an enemy, there is no easy way to simply switch between two or more. So in order to switch targets, you have to unlock from one, manually move the camera onto the other, then lock on again. And that’s just the beginning of the game’s issues.
All of the games enemies have little cool down for their attack, and the animations for them rarely convey enough information to begin with. So getting hit in The Surge is almost an inevitability. Non-human enemies are even worse, as they tend to be designed in a way that makes reading their movements almost impossible. Only adding to this frustration is a number of glitches and some really bad design choices. More often than I can count the AI for enemies just seemed to turn off altogether and they just let me whale on them until they died. One enemy, when using a back flip attack that is meant to knock the player into the air, simply launched out of the game world entirely. And the second level is filled with robots you can only meaningfully harm from the back, but placed in tight corridors, making getting behind them a pain as I’d get stuck between them and the walls. This could have easily been fixed by widening the environments or making these enemies either smaller or slower so the player can more easily get around them.
Up grades are also handled pretty poorly. As you make your way through the game you collect “tech scrap” which can be used to increase your suits power and upgrade your weapons and armor. Increasing your suits core power allows you to use more armor and implants (swapable bonuses like health injections, increased stamina and more) as well as give you the ability to access more areas of each level. However, as you aren’t leveling up the character himself, the only way to increase attack or defense is to upgrade your armaments. And this gets annoying fast. For each piece you need scrap and an extra component. For armor this just means continuing to dismember enemies where you’re looking to upgrade. You want to boost your helmet? Chop off some heads! However, as you upgrade you need higher level materials, and I have no idea where to find them. To be fair, I’ve only made it to the third boss, but I’ve yet to find a single enemy that dropped level 3 materials for anything; weapons or armor. And speaking of upgrading your arsenal, I have literally no idea where I got the right pieces for that. You can’t target the enemies weapons, so where you’re supposed to find the upgrade materials for them is lost to me. Yet every so often I’ll find I have the means to upgrade something as if it’s just been added to my inventory out of the blue.

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i have no idea where i got that three Level 3 Tungsten, nor where i can get the six more needed to upgrade my main weapon.

All of those issues aside, I do think the moment to moment gameplay manages to be pretty solid. That’s good to know, because finding out where you’re supposed to go in this train wreck is even more complicated than in any of the other Soulslike game I’ve played, so you’ll spend a lot of time in that gameplay loop. Unlike Dark Souls, each level only has one Medbay, and all the short cuts you find lead back to it. While this seems like it should make finding your way around easier, what it really ends up doing is creating confusion as you have to remember which of the interconnecting short cuts lead to where. So many of these shortcuts criss-cross through each other that at any given moment I couldn’t remember where I was trying to take a short cut too. It’s hard not to find fault with the games overall aesthetics here too. While Deck 13 did pretty much everything they could do with “post apocalyptic industrial area”, there really wasn’t much there to begin with. So areas lack any real identity of their own, which only makes getting lost that much easier. This has the unfortunate consequence of it never feeling like the player is making much progress. No matter where I go I’m always right back where I was.
And then there are the boss fights. My god, does this game have awful boss fights. First off, simply finding the boss is often a chore in and of itself. Not just because of the issues I mentioned earlier, either. When I first stumbled upon the arena for the first boss I said to myself “yup, this looks like a boss arena”….but it wasn’t. I moved through without even an enemy encounter. “Okay”, I thought, “maybe this was just to give me some breathing room”. It wasn’t until hours later, when I went back there by accident (I had no reason to be in the area anymore, or so I thought) that the boss appeared. Then the bosses themselves are a combination of the games worst traits. They do large amounts of damage with almost no cool downs for their attacks, the robotic nature means it’s hard to tell if they are moving or attacking, and they tend to move in such a way that the camera can’t keep up, forcing me to take a moment to readjust, a moment the bosses tended to use to wreck my shit. And the second boss has a number of one hit kills it can just keep using due to that lack of cool down I talked I about, and I’m told only gets worse later on in the game.
Thankfully everything else is at least on par. It’s visually bland, but it doesn’t look bad. The game could use a bit more light, as dark areas are nearly impenetrable even with a flash light on. More diverse environments could have helped a lot too. The dev team clearly tried, with a major part of the third level taking place in a greenery, but it never manages to be enough in my opinion. Sound is also pretty generic, with human enemies making basic zombie-like noises while mechanical ones have no real personality to their audio design. That’s not necessarily bad, just unremarkable.
I wanted to like The Surge more than I did. And to the games credit, it is a marked improvement over Lords of the Fallen. For all of it’s faults I do think it’s enjoyable enough to warrant a look….when you can find it half off or used. If Deck 13 keeps up the rampant improvement, it’s not hard to imagine their next game being something truly special. As for The Surge, I can only recommend it if you’re like me and you really enjoy Soulslike games and want to at least try all of them that come out. It’s far from perfect, but I don’t quite hate it. I’m disappointed it wasn’t better, but had it not been shackled to the AAA market, I think it could have been a much easier sale.

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Want to read my Review for Rise and Shine?

Last month i did a trailer reaction/review for the Adult Swim game Rise and Shine. Well, since then i got a press copy and put a review up. “But William”, i hear you say, “A new review didn’t go up on your site.” Well observed my imaginary, super invested reader. My Rise and Shine Review didn’t get published here. Instead it went up at a new site: IndieGamerTeam.Com! This is where most of my reviews will be going for the foreseeable future. Not all of them, the site is very much aimed at Indie titles, so if i ever get off my ass and finish Final Fantasy 15 (i haven’t been able to play since about the week it came out…fuck my life), i’d post a review for that here. But for right now, You should all go read my Rise and Shine Review (i am pretty damn proud of that one), then you should follow us at IndieGamerTeam, because it wont just be me doing the reviews. We’ve got a few people who want to bring you enjoyable and insightful reviews. We’re like, a squad or league or…some other kind of grouping of professionals who work towards a common goal. There really should be more words for that…  Or if that’s not your thing, you can also follow us on twitter @IndieGamerTeam. And if that’s not your thing…then…why….why are you still reading this. Go home, do something productive with your life. Play some games or something.

Dispersio Review

By William Shelton

Release Date: December 1, 2016

Systems: PC

Developer: Achpile

Publisher: Achpile

Rating: N/A

Obtained By: Gift from Indie Gamer Chick (she wanted me too suffer with her)

Dispersio is kind of like BDSM gone wrong: it’s demanding nature and punishing difficulty should get me all excited, but poor level design and some truly stupid decisions had me calling out “red” way too often. It took me 93 minuets to beat the game’s first level. Part of that was because of the Dispersio’s intended challenge and retro sensibilities. Part of it was novice level design that added unneeded frustration. And part of it was the fact that there is no in-game way to check the controls, forcing new players to quit out to the main menu to learn how to play and then forcing them to redo the opening level. Dispersio isn’t good, but it is an interesting kind of bad. Much like Volchaos I did find myself oddly compelled by the game, but the pay off to frustration ratio simply isn’t worth the effort most of the time.

The games story is that at some point in the future the Earth blows up, leaving behind only a few themed asteroids that hold treasures from the old earth. Why these asteroids also give the player character level-specific powers is never brought up. Frankly, once you get past the tutorial level (the one that took me over an hour to beat) the story isn’t ever brought up again. At least not in what I could be bothered to play through. It’s hard to have a real opinion about that fact though. On one hand I do really like post-earth/post-human sci-fi and would like to get some more of it. On the other hand, the story clearly wasn’t going to do much with the set-up, and from what we got it’s clear that any addition probably wouldn’t have been that great to begin with. While it was nice of the developer to quit while they were ahead, that doesn’t make up for a dull and uninteresting story.

But, I’ve always said that a bad story doesn’t necessarily make a bad game. Gameplay is king after all. So long as that’s good the game can still be worth your time. Unfortunately, Dispersio drops the ball here too. The game aspires to be a difficult retro-style platformer, which is normally right up my alley. I do get a certain, almost sexual, satisfaction from taming and mastering bratty…..I think I got off topic. I like a challenge, is what I’m saying. There’s just something magical about overcoming insurmountable odds. And to the games credit, at its best Dispersio comes close to giving me that fix. In the three levels I played to completion, the game only reached its best once. One room, just one single screen in three levels, did the game ever live up to its full potential.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, i give you: the one good room in the game

Dispersio single biggest issue is the level design. While the game usually does do a good job communicating where the player needs to go and what needs to be avoided, the levels often make most of the challenge stem from compensating for the odd lay outs. Platforms are usually placed in such a way that jumping from one to another often ends with the character colliding with a third platform. Typically, this will send the character into another danger, killing them instantly and forcing them back to the last check point. So not only do you have to find the exact pixel to leap from so other platforms don’t interfere with your jumps, you then have to deal with the timing of gunshots or enemy patters in order not to make contact with them upon landing. That wouldn’t be so bad if the game played a bit faster, but the character moves at a more leisurely and plotting pace. It’s almost like Mario being placed in Super Meat Boy.

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You will hit the roof jumping from block to block, landing either on the spikes or on top of an incoming bullet.

Not helping matters is the fact that the game only saves upon completing a level. And I don’t just mean saves game progress, I mean it doesn’t save anything until you beat the tutorial. If you reconfigure the controls and the game crashes on you, you have to reconfigure them again upon restarting the game. And would you like to know how I found that out? The dev told Cathy and me over Twitter because we were complaining that the game wasn’t saving. That’s right folks! Important information about the game is not told to you in the game. Lack of information is another real issue Dispersio has.

Like I said earlier, there’s no in-game way to check the controls. I had to quit out a few times to learn how to actually play the fucking thing, and had to start from the beginning again. The checkpoints don’t stand out enough upon first glance and can easily be missed. So if you go in trying to play it safe you can end up playing long sections repeatedly before the game forces you to hit one to teach you what they are.

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That gold bit: that’s the first checkpoint. You have no real reason to go in that direction.

 

Checkpoint placement is also frustrating. The dev clearly knows that adding checkpoints after a hard section is good to do, but they tend to be in the same screen as the challenge you just beat. So you regularly have to go through a part of the previous screen to get back to the area were you died. I know that doesn’t sound too bad, but in practice it felt like needless busywork between deaths. And other times they’re so close together it’s like the dev is overcompensating for that fact. In one of the easiest rooms of the game there are four check points. Two at the top and two at the bottom, one set literally being on the same platform.

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Nothing in the room required 4 checkpoints

I used the phrase “novice level design” in my opening, and I really do think that’s the best way to sum up Dispersio. Hell, the game is the only thing on the developer’s Steam page, so I’m pretty sure this is his first game. It is painfully subpar, but it shows that the developer has some creative energy. That energy needs to be refined and worked on, but it’s there. I’m sure as shit not going to give the game any points for that, It looks like crap, sounds even worse and plays like ass and proves once again that “user reviews” are completely useless with its “positive” sitting on Steam. Dispersio is a total failure, but it is an interesting one. It’s Tommy Wiseau in indie game form.

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Aragami Review

By William Shelton

Release Date: October 4, 2016
Systems: PS4, Xbox One, PC (Reviewed), Mac
Developer: Lince Works
Publisher: Lince Works, Merge Games Ltd., Maximum Games
Rating: M
Obtained By: Review Code Provided by Lince Works

Aragami is not a bad game, but I think it will be mistaken for one by a lot of people. The stealth action gameplay is flawed but enjoyable….for a while. For the first few hours I was having a blast, but by the mid-point, were I stopped, I just wasn’t anymore. Nothing had changed and it took me a little to figure out just why I wasn’t enjoying my self as much any more. Then it hit me: nothing had changed. After the first few missions the game just runs out of steam and new ideas.
You play as an Aragami, a vengeful spirit, summoned by a young girl named Yamiko to free her from captivity and bring ruin upon those who killed her people and imprisoned her. In order to do this you must collect several talismans before the night ends and the light kills the Aragami. This is Video Games 101 story stuff: kidnapped girl, eight macguffins, ticking clock, go. Hell, change a few names around and this could be the gritty reboot of Zelda. Yamiko even accompanies you as a ball of light and actually says “hey, listen” at one point.

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“Hey, Reference!”

The classical nature of the games story doesn’t hut it as much as it’s predictability. When you obtain one of the talismans the Aragami is hit with a rush of memories that are supposed to be foreshadowing a future twist, but I guessed it almost instantly. This had me wishing the game would cut the pretense and get to the point. Or at the very least they could have done a little better in the sound department to make the story more enjoyable to sit through.
Okay, it’s unfair to blame the entire sound department. The issue is the voice work for the two leads. The actors for Yamiko and the Aragami might have done a fine job but I wouldn’t know as the developers put on a thick layer of echo on each one of them. I get what Lince was aiming for, making it sound like these two come from different planes of existence, but I found it got on my nerves pretty fast. Everything else works just fine: the music has a nice traditionally Asian sound to it, the kills are cartoonishly gruesome which fits nicely with the stylized visual aesthetic and your main power (a short distance teleport) has a subdued “whoosh” that conveys the speed and stealth ninjas are associated with.
The gameplay fairs better for the most part. In the way only stealth or horror games can get away with, the player character is incredibly weak and most foes can kill the player in one hit. Because of this it’s best to keep out of sight and in the shadows. To reinforce this, shadows are now more important than they are in most other stealth games. The Aragami has several supernatural powers at his disposal that deplete energy which can only be refilled by standing in shadows. And that teleport you have from the beginning can only transport you to a shadow covered area. With all of this combined I really did feel like a stealthy badass once I got into the games rhythm. Getting into that rhythm was part of the problem however.

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One of the few skills that are useful….when it’s not less covenant than just stabbing a dude.

Most of the skills available you have to unlock by finding a certain number of scrolls hidden throughout each level. Because of that, unless you search every nook and cranny of every level it can take you longer than it should to unlock basic stealth mechanics. For example, one skill allows you to dissolve bodies in shadows, but until you unlock that ability there’s no way to deal with the corpses you leave in your wake. In the early game that meant I was constantly putting guards in high alert as they found their fallen comrades.
Not helping matters is how many of the powers are more or less useless. After unlocking three or four of the abilities I really didn’t feel a particular need to unlock any more. And the ones I did were, once again, standard mechanics for the stealth genre.
The game makes up for this short coming, at least in the early hours, by being really well made and a lot of fun. While the controls took some getting use too (“Space” to kill? “F” to interact? Who came up with this control scheme?) once I got the hang of it I was never too bothered. But like I said at the start of the review, after a while the game just kind of runs out of ideas. The levels get bigger, but you face off against the exact same enemy types throughout and you’re doing the exact same thing in each level, breaking the power source for a light shield so you can move on to the next area. In the last mission I played before stopping to right this review they added the first new enemy type since the second level: a proximity mine that’s too easy to avoid. This is part of the reason so many of the powers feel useless; the player is never asked to adapt. Only once in my play time was I ever put into a situation that felt like it was shaking up the gameplay and that was dropped once I beat that part of the level. That’s why I think this is going to be misjudged as a bad game by a lot of people: if you play too much of it at once it begins to feel tedious and it’s easy to forget just how good the stealth is.

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The game has some great visual shorthand to convay information to the player.

Special mention has to go to how not only how good the game looks, but how well the interface in handled. The cell-shaded look of the game is simply beautiful, and the hand drawn look of the flashbacks complement it well. And you never have to stop paying attention to how gorges the game is to check visibility meters or manna points as that’s all a part of the character. The Aragami’s cape tells you how much manna you have and the character darkens when hidden in shadows. Any and all information you need to know can be found with a single look at the character, and I really appreciated that.
In the end, a lot of bad choices keeps Aragami from being a great game, but it was an enjoyable enough. It’ll probably be even more enjoyable when played right, in short burst every now and again. I am very much looking forward to going back and completing the game, just not right now.

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ClusterTruck Review

By William Shelton

Release Date: September 16, 2016

Systems: PC (Reviewed), PS4, Mac

Developer: Landfall Games

Publisher: tinyBuild

Rating: E

Obtained By: Review Code Provided by tinyBuild

ClusterTruck is an annoying game to try and review. While the game is truly great (in fact, it would make my top 5 easy if I bothered to do the whole “game of the year” thing), it only really does one thing throughout making it kind of a pain to talk about. Sure, the team at Landfall Games polished that one thing to a mirror shine and created one of the most fun and chaotic games i’ve every played…but how do I stretch that basic idea into a review worth reading? Truck if I know, but I’m going to anyways.

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In ClusterTruck you play as Laurence Fishburne circa 2003 as he undergoes a verity of different stunts while the Wachowski’s slowly make up their mind on how they want the highway section of The Matrix Reloaded to end. That’s…not even remotely true. But it’s a better story than the one the game actually provides. When I said ClusterTruck sticks to one core idea I meant it, and that one idea is not “tell a compelling story.” Once you hit “Play” you’re thrown right into the gameplay with nary a rhyme or reason.

And what is that game play that I’ve been trying not to talk about in order to give this review a…semi….decent length? Well, it’s a platformer where you jump from one semi-truck to another until you reach the goal at the end. I know, that sounds suuuuuper exciting, but the real fun comes from just how much chaos the team at Landfall games manage to ring out of that idea. The trucks drive into each other, off cliffs and pushed around like paper planes in a hurricane. If you hit the ground or any other parts of the world, you start the level over. While this is already a pretty cliché way too put it, ClusterTruck really does feel like a particularly hectic game of “The Floor is Lava”. Be that as it may, I think the comparison is rather apt.

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Touch the ground: dead. Touch the Houses: dead. Touch the gears held up by your suspension of disbelief: dead.

 

Really the only way I can truly describe ClusterTruck is “childish”. Everything form the core idea to the name of the game (get it guys, it sounds like FUCK, haha) feels like the kind of thing a hyperactive six-year-old would think up. And just like that hyperactive six-year-old, just existing in the lunacy is enough to have a good time. ClusterTruck isn’t deep or moving or emotional, but it is a blast. It is made with a childs energy and creativity and a professionals talent and skill.

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Ever wanted to play trough the Laser Scene from Resident Evil?

The only place where the game falters, even a little, is in how unpredictable it can be. While the stages never reach roguelike levels of randomness, the physics engine doesn’t always react the same way to the same stimuli. While it was possible to plan out who to reach the goal, the in game trucks weren’t always were I thought they should be as they didn’t react to the hazards I was planing around the same way they did when I made my plan. This lead to a lot of deaths that I didn’t feel were my fault. But, while that could have been really frustrating the super fast respawn time gave me almost no chance to think about it. Save for those times when the respawn happened so fast that I ended up jumping or using an ability right out the gate and died instantly again.

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This will be a common sight fairly quickly

I haven’t beaten the game yet, I’m about half way through world 8 (each world have 10 levels) and I haven’t even touched the seasonal maps yet. That’s been making writing this review that much harder as every time I sit down and think about the game all I want to do is go back and play some more of it. The soundtrack is just as much fun to listen too as the game is too play, and the unlockable abilities (like double jump, “bullet time” (you are playing a Matrix character, after all), and a jetpack), while pretty much useless, offer incentive too keep playing. I can’t tell you if it’s worth the $15 asking price, but I wouldn’t have minded paying for it. Now, excuse me as I get the Truck outta here and go play some more.

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Talent Not Included Review

By William Shelton

Release Date:August 30, 2016

Systems: PC (Reviewed)

Developer: Frima Studio

Publisher: Frima Studio

Rating: T

Obtained By: Review Code Provided by Frima Studio

I had gotten the code for this a while ago, so first off I want to give a huge thank you to Frima for their patience. With school, computer issues and home troubles, getting this and the next couple of reviews done have taken way longer than I wanted them too. But if one good thing came out of the extended wait time, it was that I had enough time to get through the game, as a few of the design decisions had me rage quitting so often, that alone probably added as much to the delay as the rest of my personal issues. That’s not to say the game is bad, but one or two choices really held it back.

The central conceit of Talent Not Included is that all the action is taking place as part of a play, which each level (or act) having its own hero, villain and back ground decorations. Throughout each act, between some mostly funny banter between each of the three heroes and their villains, we also see glimpses of some devilish looking….Producers? Directors? (their role is never made quite clear)….who don’t seem interested in entertaining the masses. While I’m guessing the payoff to their story is locked behind the games 4th act (which I haven’t been able to unlock) I mostly enjoyed the writing and humor throughout the games first two acts.

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“But Will,” I hear you ask “didn’t you say you played through three acts?” Why, yes. Yes I did. As much as I enjoyed acts one and two, act three is filled with cringy meme-filled dialogue. That would be bad enough on its own, but when you compare that to the charm and genuine humor from the first two acts, the writing in act three is almost jarring in how out of place it feels. I don’t want to overstate how good act one and two are: they were enjoyable, but nothing revolutionary. Act three ranks upon the worst video game storytelling I’ve witnessed. The only saving grace here is that the game play still held my interest and the fact that the story sections are both short and skipable. If I wasn’t playing this for review I probably wouldn’t have cared. But, having to pay attention to this really brought the experience down a peg for me.

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This is how Act Three chooses to start.

The gameplay is where Talent Not Included makes the most of its theater idea. As you never technically leave the stage, the games 45 levels of platforming goodness are somewhat based on a theater’s fly system. While it’s not by any means a direct translation, as you complete parts of a level the cylinders on the floor shift to create new platforms and puzzles. And as each Act is made for it’s own hero and their particular movement set, you can never quite expect whats coming up as you make your way through the game. Plus, the game reminded me of my high school Drama class where I learned a little bit about working in the theater, which was a nice little nostalgia trip for me personally.

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The floor shifts to create new platforming challenges

That really should be all I need to say here: the game was a charming, semi-challenging platformer. But like I said, the guys at Frima Studio made some really odd choices that I can’t let go. The third act writing was one of them, but there are a few more. First off: the collectibles. You know how in Mario you collect coins, and how in sonic you collect rings? Yeah, it’s pretty common for performers to have a collectible element too them. But they are usually somewhat relevant. Here you collect candy. I know, this is kind of nit-picky but….why candy? The dev team tried so hard to stick to an aesthetic idea, and for the most part succeeded. But then they make a major part of the game (the candy adds to your overall score) about something irrelevant. Why not script pages? Or ticket stubs? I may be the only person on earth who gives even half a shit about this, but I couldn’t help ponder the decision making process behind it.

On a more substantial note, there’s the wonky difficulty curve. Each act has 15 levels and every five is a boss fight. Naturally that means the difficulty is going to ramp up as you get closer to the boss, right? Well, kind of. I think the idea behind the game was for the difficulty curve to reset after each boss fight. That’s not too bad an idea, as it gives the player a breather after each big showdown. Unfortunately, where the difficulty picks back up again seems almost random. It’s not even always full levels. There were sections of levels that I had to go through half a dozen times or more before I got through, only to find I was only half way through the scene. That alone was pretty damn agonizing, but the fact that death brings you back to the start of the scene, where you still have to make it through the random hard part was part of the cause for a lot of rage quitting (but I’ll talk more about that in a bit).

 

And then there are sections that have such easy work arounds that it almost feels like the level was only half thought out. I remember one section that had two guns moving in alternate directions on both sides of the map. You have to dodge each shot while also dealing with ever changing platforms. I was having issues with this until I found I could just jump and hold onto the back of the ledge that one of the guns were on. Sure, I didn’t get any points, but as that didn’t bar progress there was no reason not too. While that didn’t stop the fun parts of the game from being really damn fun, I couldn’t help but feel that giving the game another play test or two would have benefited it greatly.

Another area were some more testing might have helped: the death screen. I died a lot in this game, which I normally wouldn’t mind. But, as this is a game about putting on a play, that means that your actions are being watched by an unseen crowd who are judging your performance. Die, and they boo your poor theatrics. And boo. And continue booing. In fact, they boo from the moment you die, through the death screen and right up until the very second you are back in the level. That was why I ended up rage quitting as often as I did. Having to go back though an entire level, dying again and again at the same spot where the difficulty spiked suddenly and drastically, only to get booed until I started again often proved to be a tad too much. I get the idea: booing at poor acting is something of an expected trope when making stage-centric entertainment. I think there is even a thrown tomato, if I remember correctly. I think I wouldn’t have cared if it only lasted until you hit “continue”, but the fact that it just kept going began to drive me mad on more than a few occasions.

So that’s Talent Not Included, a rather endearing little platformer brought down by some very odd choices. I say by all means give it a go, but maybe wait for a sale. If nothing else at least give the soundtrack a listen. The opening number is a fun little tune that always manages to put me in a good mood. I may not go back and figure out how to open up act four, but what I played was worth the time invested, even with the obvious flaws I talked about.

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Dumb Chicken 2: One Way Out Review

By William Shelton

Release Date: August 31, 2016

Systems: PC

Developer: OddChicken Studio

Publisher: Black Shell Media

Rating: N/A

Obtained By: Review Copy Provided by Black Shell Media

According to Metacritic there are over 90 levels in Dumb Chicken 2. I made it through the first 24 before abandoning it outright. With the possible exception of the original game this is the worst thing to happen to chickens since someone discovered how tasty they were when chopped up and fried. This is a game so bad it made me hate the fact that the phrase “choking the chicken” is not about actually going out and strangling the damn things. This is a game so bad I’ve actually been putting off reviewing it just so I didn’t have to think about it.

Dumb Chicken Two is a stealth game where you try and rescue kidnapped chicks who were abducted when taking a selfie. I could point out how stupid the story is, or how much the opening cinematic resembles the one from the original Angry Birds, but I don’t want too. So lets just say the story is as much a failure as the rest of the game and move on, shall we? We shall. The biggest issue the game has is the gameplay. The game tries to be stealth based, but it’s mechanics just don’t work for it. First complaint is the movement.

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Each level is grid based, but your movement isn’t. You don’t move from square to square, you have to actually move through the space of each tile. Because of this, when I needed to get the hell out of dodge I’d often find myself getting stuck on random objects in the level. Adding to the frustration is how often this caused me too need too flee in the first place. In almost every other level I would get caught as I made my way into cover by getting snagged on a corner only to die as I got stuck on another trying to run away. This alone would have ruined the game for me, but this is far from the games only issue.

The games stealth is based on patterns and learning enemy routs, but once again the game manages to fail on nearly every level imaginable. Patrolling enemies somehow manage to get their routs muddled up, ruining the already choppy flow. Then there are the Owls: the single worst enemy type in any game I’ve ever played. See, like in most stealth games you can see the vision cones of the enemies to know where to avoid going. And also like most stealth games, enemies have varying sizes of vision cones. The owls have, at least in what I’ve played, the largest lines of sight. However, they are placed in areas that are near barren with no real cover, plus they don’t have a real pattern to their rotations. So in order to get from one side of a map to another when an Owl is present means waiting until it turns and hopping that there isn’t even a sliver of vision cone blocking your way. If there is, every enemy on the map will know exactly where you are in seconds. But, don’t take too long figuring out where you need too go or calculating the risk of moving on, because if you are in a position too be seen by the Owl, it will rotate right towards you the next time it moves. I mean that literally. 100% of the time, if I could have gotten caught by the owl, I did.

The game became a lot less insufferable when I found what all the collectible items did. However, I did that through a menu I don’t even know how I got too. How do you fuck up that bad? Information like that is so important too knowing how to play the game that it should be one of the easiest things to access. Yet, I cannot recall how to find that information again. If I get any new items, I may just have to use them to know what the hell it does.

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The music is also pretty awful as well, but it’s mostly a volume issue. Don’t misunderstand, the music isn’t any good on its own, but even having the music at “1” had it too loud. I don’t drink, so I don’t know what its like to be hungover, but the stereotype of everything being too loud even at normal volume, that’s what the games audio feels like too me. And I blast fucking death metal at full volume with headphones on. For fun. That is something I enjoy.

There is nothing in this game worth the time and energy I spent on it. I hate this game so much I want to eat more chicken just to make the damn things pay for the games sins (and PETA, give me any shit for that and I will fucking eat you too you hypocritical shitlords). Guys, look. I do this whole “game journalism” thing because I love games. I love talking about games and writing about them. With most of the games I play I can can usually knock out the first draft of the review in an hour or two. I’ve been working on this for three days now because I hate spending the mental energy on it. I’m not going to say this is the worst game I’ve ever played because I’m beginning to think that’s becoming a dare to developers. What I will say is if there is a subset of gamers like movie fans who enjoy watching movies like Troll 2 and The Room, then I just found your new favorite game.

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